Bommmmmmm

One day.......
boy:heyyy,need some company?????


girl:nahhh,no need,i hate u!!!!


boy:chillleks,i could do anything for u!!!!


girl:realyyy?????


boy:i swear!!!!i could catch a grenade for you!!!


girl:really????


boy:yeahhh,i could say to my teacher " i gonna marry you"


girl:owhhhkay,u r my boyfriend now 


boy :yeahhhh baybeahh


suddenly,when they are love drunked.the boy's teacher came


teacher:heyyy boy,i'm here.whatcha gonna say???

boy:urghhh,im dreamin,rite??


the teacherr pinch him on his face


boy:O.M.G !!!!! im not dreamin


girl:hey guyss,i'm still here


and then a group of army arrived


army 1:hey,here is ur grenade,customely made for u


army 2:yeah, MADE IN CHINA kowrttt


boy:ughhh,i didnt make any grenade order??


girl:in this new era,if u say any grenade words,the army 
       will send it to u


boy:owhhhkay ,i'll take it,what should i do with this thingy


girl:i'll throw th grenade,an u will catch it


boy:owhh kay,anythin for you honey


girl: 1.2.3 !!!


BOMMMMMMMM


girl:i know he will never make it.i will
      make a grave for him